the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

image

i can’t

(via teamblair)

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

(Source: hugs-and-good-music, via befitandchase)

"I promise your lips will never be lonely.
Your hand will never know what it feels like not to be held.
And your name will be burned to the tip of my tongue .. So that i will taste that which is you, Forever."

— (via spoken-ninja)

hotsteamylove:

I love kissing!

hotsteamylove:

I love kissing!

(Source: sensual--aura, via spoken-ninja)

befitandchase:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

probably still on the internet

But with a really nice laptop

And very expensive pizza.

(Source: squidkneee)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via krest37)

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

(via krest37)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via krest37)

"

Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.

"

— Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via sorryitsmeagain)

(Source: anamorphosis-and-isolate, via sorryitsmeagain)

lowbaby:

normnice:

highdevinition:

Yooooooo!

black moms

Lmaoooooo

lowbaby:

normnice:

highdevinition:

Yooooooo!

black moms

Lmaoooooo

(via fuenciado96)